Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
**OMG! 🙄 Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…
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South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a
**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is having a lil’ tantrum! 😭 The Team is “working” to bring it back ASAP! 🙄…
Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…
WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar
OMG! 🔪 Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! 🚪 Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…
Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
**OMG! 🙄 Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…
“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
**OMG! 🤩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?🏃♀️ Who cares?🙄 Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…
Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out “fame,”🤡 has been “shaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…
St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…
Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🤣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…
SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…