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GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
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GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
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Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
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Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. πŸ™„ Apparently, it’s…

VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs πŸ¦– of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” πŸ“Ή for…

OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
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OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington πŸ’€) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…

Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
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Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a riveting exposΓ© with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…

Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
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Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo

FinnJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? πŸ’… They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! πŸ™„ Because the first one was just *so* good,…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese πŸ§€, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

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