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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…

Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
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Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
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Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Goregrind from Czech Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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