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Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
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Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026

Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026

Post-hardcore/metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC
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Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

In a world where reboots and remakes reign supreme, it’s no surprise that Prime Video is diving headfirst into the…

Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
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Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

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