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Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

«Power electronics for the average disappointment» from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

“Ex-YouTube Employee Spills the Beans: It’s Not All Cats and Viral Hits Behind the Scenes”
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“Ex-YouTube Employee Spills the Beans: It’s Not All Cats and Viral Hits Behind the Scenes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

Finally, the truth about YouTube: it’s not just cat videos and TikTok rejects! 🐱😂 Executive Producer Emily Boulting FRSA spills…

Top 5 Rock Vocalists Who Should Retire NOW
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Top 5 Rock Vocalists Who Should Retire NOW

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Guys, stop embarrassing yourself! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up
Masterplan Finally Returns With "Metalmorphosis" After 12-Year Hiatus
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MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…

In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down
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In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

1978-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
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Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

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