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Technical Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas!
Technical Death Metal from Santa Cruz, California!
Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!
Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…
OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…
Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! 🇷🇺🐻 Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…
Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…
👵🏻 Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…
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