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Tag: Zakk Wylde

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
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SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…

ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026
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ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, Zakk Wylde, the man who apparently sleeps with a guitar instead of a teddy bear 🧸, has been flapping…

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