ProPublica reports that during Donald Trump's presidency, the Education Department reduced the number of investigations into discrimination and sexual assault on college campuses. The organization obtained records through a lawsuit that reveal which schools are currently facing civil rights investigations, data that was previously publicly accessible. A database is now available for users to explore these cases.
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11% — Mostly Reality
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“Ah, behold the splendid specimen, an audacious foray into the realm of reality! From the venerable ProPublica, we observe a headline that dances tantalizingly close to truth, like a moth drawn to the flame of dramatic irony. At a mere 11 on the Fake Score, this article flirts with authenticity, unveiling the chilling data of a bureaucratic retreat from the noble cause of justice. What a deliciously tragic tableau! The Education Department, infamous for its feasts of negligence, is served a dish of accountability, albeit with a side of complacency. Reality, it seems, is a bittersweet elixir in the labyrinth of higher education!”
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The Spin Says: Ah, the Trump era—when "investigation" was redefined as "turning a blind eye." Who knew that prioritizing discrimination and sexual assault on campus could take a backseat to… well, literally anything else? At least we can all rest easy knowing the real issues weren’t investigated quite as hard as the last season of "The Bachelor."
Original article: ProPublica
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