Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has died at 84, the Republican having once been imprisoned for a hush money scheme intended to cover up his repeated molestation of teen athletes. What do you think?
“From the first couple sentences I’ve read about him, he sounds like an impressive guy.”
Shane Kress, Medical Restocker
“Finally, a politician giving the people what they want.”
Lucas Teruki, Racehorse Namer
“Poor guy was just ahead of his time.”
Sandy Goodall, Wheel Attacher
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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