Category: The Onion

       RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local…

       LOS ANGELES—Regaining consciousness just as a masked captor slapped him across the face with the script, actor Jason Momoa…

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       LOS ANGELES—Taking a deep breath as she peeked her head out from the wings of the Peacock Theater, Primetime…

       President Trump promised a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” to every American adult should Republicans maintain control of both the House…

       INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show…

       LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that late entries would not be tolerated, producers for the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards issued a statement…

       BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra…

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       SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah…