Category: The Onion

       LOS ANGELES—Bunching together with nervous energy and dolled up in matching gear, a group of riot police crouched excitedly…

       Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,”…

       PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President…

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       Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his…

       LOS ANGELES—Touting his commitment to authentic visual effects, filmmaker Christopher Nolan revealed Tuesday that he built a fully practical…

       WASHINGTON—Stipulating that the South Caucasus nation should be nothing but ash by the time it’s all over, the will…

       SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun…

       To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made…

       WASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell…