Category: The Onion

       White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to…

       The post Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’ appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

       Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle are set to return to the U.K. six years after stepping back…

       MENLO PARK, CA—Touting the new software update as a staggering innovation no other wearable technology could offer, CEO Mark…

       DOYLESTOWN, PA—Expressing frustration over their friend’s increasingly disinterested behavior in recent years, participants in a local fantasy football league…

       PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at…

       WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if…

       Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of…

       THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The…

       TOPEKA, KS—In a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt…