The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?

“So that’s why I keep seeing #OpenToSpy banners on LinkedIn.”
Lynn Mysyk, Boot Fitter

“No wonder we haven’t overthrown any governments this month.”
Phil Baker, Backup Carpenter

“Luckily, waterboarding is a highly transferable skill.”
Diego Calderon, Rhinestone Installer
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