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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
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Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…

MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
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MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…

Grammys With a War Drum: Mapuche Metal Band Mawiza Drops Sad Banger ft. Joe Duplantier
Gojira + Tribal Metal = "Ti Inan Paw-Pawkan" — What Grief Sounds Like in Drop D
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Grammys With a War Drum: Mapuche Metal Band Mawiza Drops Sad Banger ft. Joe Duplantier

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

📢 BREAKING METAL NEWS – Somewhere in the Sacred Andes! Indigenous Mapuche metal warriors Mawiza just dropped a brand-new track…

Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
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Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
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Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…

Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
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Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…

SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…

Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s
“Mustaine Is a Happy Meal,” Claims Ozzy in Late-Stage Confusion
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Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

At what was supposed to be a legendary farewell concert for Black Sabbath in Birmingham, UK, one key band was…

John Bush’s Wild Ride: From Armored Saint to Almost Metallica (But Not Really)
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John Bush’s Wild Ride: From Armored Saint to Almost Metallica (But Not Really)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

So, apparently, some dude named John Bush, who sang for ANTHRAX (lol, remember them?) and ARMORED SAINT (who?), was almost…

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