Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…
Day: September 1, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims upper hand as Iran’s economy collapses slowly
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about Iran. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump winning Iran war with current strategy apparently
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission In a move that has left experts and citizens alike scratching their…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: 9 weeks to go reframing election as capitalism vs socialism showdown
In a shocking revelation, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a transmission from the depths of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Woman indicted in World War II Memorial vandalism incident
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…
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Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…