ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE DJT praises great senator and skilled golfer himself apparently
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, leaving experts and…
Month: August 2026
Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…
Trump Taps Nicki Minaj for SBA Competition Series
The Trump administration is reviving a competition reminiscent of The Apprentice at a government agency with a $1 million prize…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
Keffe D Found Guilty In Tupac Shakur Murder Case
A Las Vegas jury found 63-year-old Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of Tupac Shakur’s 1996 murder, a killing that has…
Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…
Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…
Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the news: the United States Supreme Court has ruled…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump Posts On Truth Social On Given Date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Hollywood hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social post,…