Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…