SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars

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Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic collaboration of the year: the Jackson Pro Plus Series Signature Sleep Token IV Monarkh SC and Charvel Sleep Token III Signature Pro-Mod San Dimas Bass V. I mean, who wouldn’t want a piece of the mystifying sound of Sleep Token? 🤷‍♂️ The band’s genre-defying music has been making waves, and now you can get your hands on the exact instruments used by the band’s guitarist and bassist. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you needed to take your music to the next level – a $2,199.99 guitar and a $1,599.99 bass. 🤑

So, what’s the big deal about these instruments? Well, the Jackson Pro Plus Series Signature Sleep Token IV Monarkh SC is designed to capture the band’s “devastating tonal identity” (their words, not mine). It features a whole-octave-down tuning, an EverTune 6 bridge, and direct-mount Fishman Fluence Open Core Classic humbuckers. Because, you know, you can’t have too much of a good thing when it comes to tone. The guitar also has a bound mahogany body, a quilt maple veneer, and a three-piece caramelized maple set-neck construction. Yeah, it’s a mouthful.

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But wait, there’s more! The Charvel Sleep Token III Signature Pro-Mod San Dimas Bass V is a five-string bass featuring a resonant poplar body, a caramelized maple neck and fingerboard, and custom red Fishman Fluence soap bar pickups. Because who doesn’t love a good bass? It’s like the heartbeat of the band, right? 🖤 The bass also has a progressive 12″-16″ compound radius, jumbo frets, and a 34.4″ to 35.5″ multi-scale fanned fret design. I mean, it’s not like you’ll get lost in the specs or anything.

The Birth of a New Era

According to Justin Norvell, chief product officer at Fender Guitars, “Sleep Token’s sonic and visual identity is so distinctive, and the Jackson and Charvel signature models are a huge part of shaping that sound.” Yeah, no kidding. I mean, have you seen their music videos? It’s like a dark, mystical ritual or something. 🧙‍♂️ But hey, who doesn’t love a good mystery? The band’s music is like a puzzle, and these instruments are the missing pieces. Or something like that.

So, what do you get when you combine Sleep Token’s music with these new signature instruments? Well, besides a lighter wallet, you get a sound that’s “both intimate and colossal” (again, their words). It’s like the instruments are channeling the band’s emotions or something. 🙏 The Jackson Pro Plus Series Signature Sleep Token IV Monarkh SC and Charvel Sleep Token III Signature Pro-Mod San Dimas Bass V are not just instruments – they’re an experience.

A Legacy of Innovation

Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has been around since 1946, and they’ve been revolutionizing music and culture ever since. They’re like the pioneers of the music industry or something. 🌟 And with the introduction of these new signature instruments, they’re continuing their legacy of innovation. I mean, who needs a time machine when you can just play a Sleep Token song on one of these guitars? 🕰️

But seriously, Fender has been working with some of the most influential musicians in the world, and their roster of signature artists is like a who’s who of the music industry. 🤩 And now, they’re adding Sleep Token to the mix. It’s like the perfect storm of music and mystery. 🌪️

So, there you have it – the Jackson Pro Plus Series Signature Sleep Token IV Monarkh SC and Charvel Sleep Token III Signature Pro-Mod San Dimas Bass V. Because what every musician needs is a piece of the Sleep Token magic. ✨ And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even win one of these instruments in a contest or something. 🎉 Just don’t forget to wear your mask and cape when you play it. 🎭

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