VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Revives Ancient Relic ‘Hand Of Blood’ EP—Because Nostalgia Sells
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BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare
BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…
MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
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“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…