Chris Barnes Claims New SIX FEET UNDER Album Will Be Good (Press X to Doubt)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Chris Barnes, the vocal… well, he vocalizes for those death metal dinosaurs SIX FEET…
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
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Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
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Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
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SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
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CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
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The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
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