Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Melodic Doom from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Doom/Death/Gothic Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Brutal Death Metal from Prague, Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
In Turkey, a stray cat comes to the store every day to cuddle with the cashier
The cashier started feeding him when he was still a very small kitten. Since then, this fluffy little one has…
Ronnie Radke turned into the final boss of the Predator universe 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
Grindcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
Can Charlize Theron survive the end of Taron Egerton’s killer song? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…