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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Remembering Jennifer Finch (L7)
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Remembering Jennifer Finch (L7)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the bassist for influential rock group L7, died Saturday after a battle with brain cancer. She was 59…

Zendaya’s Hairstylist Spills the Tea That She’s a Total Boss Who Won’t Let Him Get Away with Any Old Messy Bun
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Zendaya’s Hairstylist Spills the Tea That She’s a Total Boss Who Won’t Let Him Get Away with Any Old Messy Bun

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Let’s talk about hair, because, clearly, it’s the most important thing in life 🙄. I mean, who needs world peace…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

MAKE in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
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MAKE in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

Sludge and post-metal from Durham, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
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Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

Southern Gothic rock from Durham, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
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Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2026

American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
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Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

"Appalachian Thrash" from Raleigh/Boone, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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