Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
Black/Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Remembering Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music
Legendary country music artist Dolly Parton dies at 80 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
True Mongolian folk metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
L’AGENCE Finally Decides to Make Clothes That Won’t Get You Kicked Out of the Country Club for Looking Like a Total Slob On the Tennis Court
Oh boy, are you ready for some over-the-top, ridiculously expensive, and totally-not-needed tennis fashion? 🎾💅 Because L’AGENCE, the ready-to-wear line…
Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…