CHAI RAVE SF: DESI DAYTIMER DOMINATION FEB 21 @ 620 JONES—BRING YOUR SPICES!
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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
¡ICOPR CERRA EL FESTIVAL 2026 CON BROMA O BROMA!
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