THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald says a certain guy is a nice man apparently
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
Day: September 2, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Letitia James targets Donald Trump ignores New York crime surge
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the message is clear: the evil eye of New York Attorney…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…
ORACLE ALERT: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is forever changed. In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…