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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Chalked Up[state] Queer Climbers
Oops! This Queer Climbers potluck ended faster than you can say “cheese fondue.” 🌈❄️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
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Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke
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