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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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More Like A Better View For The 1%—Forty Artists Beg You To Buy A Print

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Saturday, January 17, 6PM–10PM, ABV Gallery in East Atlanta Village unleashes “A Better View”—a free spectacle featuring over 40 local…

People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀
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People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

What even is the point of having a robot run with you? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Directive 2006/42/CE vs EU Regulation 2023/1230: Unbelievable bureaucratic speed only took 17 years to update machine safety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

On January 20, 2027, the EU will finally force your machines to behave. 🤖 Get ready for the “Machine Safety”…

Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Ready to get your game dev on? 🤡 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…

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Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…

Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
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Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…

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Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet
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ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate data showdown! 🤓 On Wed, 26 Feb 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM GMT,…

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“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! 🤑 DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…

ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement
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ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

✨ MLK Weekend Day Party at ROOF on theWit ✨ Yo, Chicago! 📅 January 18, 2025, from 3:00 PM sharp…

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