When the Apocalypse Comes on Dec 21st, at least the DJ won’t be playing Nickelback! 🎧🔥
DJ 100 EVENTS promises “Motion Sundays Vol. 4” at Xscape NYC, Queens, NY (127-10 Liberty Ave) on Sunday, Dec 21, 2025, from 9 PM to 3 AM. They’re calling it “NYC’s hottest Sunday night” and “Music, vibes & energy all night Dec 21st!” 🚀
Let’s break this down: The event is on the Winter Solstice, which historically has been a day of “the end of the world” prophecies. Coincidence? Probably. But if the Mayans were right, at least we’ll have a DJ spinning tracks and a place to party until 3 AM. 🌞🌙
The venue, Xscape NYC, is a well-known spot in Queens, so you know it’s legit. Just don’t forget your survival gear and a good playlist for the after-party. 🎶
Tickets are sold out, so if you missed out, maybe the apocalypse will give you a second chance. 🙃
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