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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment
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“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed “THE MOVIE” at Status Night Club, 2801 Southwest Blvd, Kansas City, MO on Nov 29 at…

BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old
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BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Albany Black Chamber of Commerce is throwing a Red Carpet BET Awards/ 40th birthday party! 🎉 Get ready…

**Arabian Nights: Where Your Thanksgiving Regrets Go to Dance**
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**Arabian Nights: Where Your Thanksgiving Regrets Go to Dance**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Wow, look at this Arabian Nights party 🥳 at Pure Nightclub in Sunnyvale, CA! It was on Thanksgiving weekend, Nov…

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Wow, The Colored Calvary Movie Premiere & After Party! 🤣 At 2148 Delano St. Prepare for cinematic history! Mingle with…cast?…

Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…

Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)
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Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Oh snap!🤦‍♀️ The “Greatest Day Party Ever” (GDPE) is back! 2nd Annual Bayou Classic HBCU Alumni After Game Day Party!…

Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
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Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🤡 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…

Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin
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Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Prepare for a laugh riot! 😂 Jimmie “JJ” Walker and crew are battling pancreatic cancer the best way…

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