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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** 🎉 Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🤡 followed…

Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
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Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! 💃 The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…

Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
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Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…

Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire 🔥 with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…

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Bayou Classic Gala: Celebs, Swanky Suits, and Football

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS & HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT present: The Official Annual BAYOU CLASSIC WEEKEND WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS GALA!…

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