“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix
OMG! El Tonto Por Cristo, a “Tarkovsky by way of Texas,” is touring North America! 🤣 One night only! Prepare…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…
Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…
Admit What, Now?
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…
Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…
Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…
Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring
Oh, great, another “networking” event. 🙄 Lyrical Opposition presents a “Visual Arts & Film focused Gallery & Networking event” 🤣…