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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM 😂 Prepare for “Lil Sábado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo 🤡 invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! 😴 Get ready…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 You’re invited to “The Beat Goes On,” a snoozefest doc about Baltimore Beat, the RIP of Baltimore City…

“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere
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“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “TABLES TURNED,” a psychological thriller so thrilling, you’ll need new pants!👖 Meet the “amazingly talented” cast…

Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
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Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 14, 2025

**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! 🤪 Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.🍿 Mentors assign…

Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal
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Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren, the comedic *genius* behind such hits as poison ivy jokes, will be gracing The Riot’s stage!** 🤣…

Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away
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Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Y’all come see Ryan Montgomery @ DECCA LIVE on November 14th! 🙄 This Lake Worth, Florida native started with tailgate…

Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)
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Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Gwar played Greensboro on their "The Return of GOR GOR" tour, and it was… expectedly insane. The legendary band is…

Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.😂** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

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