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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza
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Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 27, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Black Friday! Grapes🍇 and Giggles Comedy Show 🎤at Domenico Winery, San Carlos, CA on Fri, Nov 28, 2025…

Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”
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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 25, 2025

🦃🤣Forum Social House presents: PG-13 comedy, for ALL AGES!🤣🦃Stuffed from awkward Thanksgiving dinners? November 29th, 2025, ditch the fam &…

Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
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Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) 😴 at THE…

Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win
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Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

Y’all ready for the most anticipated, bougiest Bayou Classic event ever?🙄 Join the cool kids (HBCU Alumni) for the “Official…

NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025
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NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

NorthEast ComicCon & Collectibles Extravaganza, the most mid event of the year, is back Nov. 28-30, 2025 at the Boxboro…

John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
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John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…

Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa
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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

The Diamond Mine Agency Presents Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour! 🍔FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28TH 2025, BRASS MUG – TAMPA BAY FL!…

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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Hits Florida

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Tallahassee! 🍔🤣 Get ready for Trailer Park Boys shenanigans, songs & prizes!…

Sanguisugabogg in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

American death metal from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Canadian deathcore from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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