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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
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ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…

Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally
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Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another rich dude, Richie Schneeberg, cries about his life in “LEGALLY DRUGGED” by Vagabond Beaumont! 😭 Sponsored by…

A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
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Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯‍♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…

DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!
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DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤣 The Diversity and Inclusion Film Fest 2025 will be showing cinematic masterpieces like “FIRST NIGHT” by Rachel Elitzur…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

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