OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on Nov 15 from 1 pm to 3 pm EST at Ripley-Grier Casting Studios. 🎭 Like, who even cares? 🤣
Did anyone actually show up? Seriously, who goes to these things? 🤣 Find *my* tickets? More like find a therapist after wasting your time 🤡. United States Events? More like *United* States of Boredom. 😴💤
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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