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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
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Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…

Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
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Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 29, 2025

WOW! 🙄 The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…

Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Blind! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Power metal cover band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Melodic Death from Santa Barbara, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Grindcore from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…

“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…

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