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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
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Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 11, 2025

Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…

Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (🙄), invades The Riot!** 😂 Greg Warren, hailed by some…

Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG!🙄 Three ancient dudes—St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”—fight over a kid’s wish!🤯 Little Vira hates Christmas🎄and BAM! It…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom 😴. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce🍝at Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**🤣 Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? 🎉 Be there or be square! Prepare…

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