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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…

Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…

Buñuel: King of Naps
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Buñuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…

OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to JJ’S BOHEMIA – CHATTANOOGA TN on FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST 2025! Doors…

Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake
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Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Jack Skellington, the OG Christmas crasher, is back! He’s ditching Halloween Town to steal 🎁 again! Doors open…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
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“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ The Love Doctor🤮 “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! 🎬 Green & Gold carpet?🤢 Dress…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys is doing a comedy show! 🍔😂 Get ready for Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic!🤣🗓️ SUNDAY…

Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill
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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Bring your goldfish and grandma to this FREE Akron Stories Screening! 🤣 Linda Theatre, Nov 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

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