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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian 🇮🇷 director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! 🎬🍷 Get ready to be spooked!…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** 📍South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?
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Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️🐺 Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch?! At Snakes & Lattes Tucson, 88 E University Blvd, on November 2nd! 🗓️ Test…

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson
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Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️🐺 Join the ultimate battle of wits at Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch on November 2nd at Snakes & Lattes…

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 👑 Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! 🎭 Meet &…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. 🙄 The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored
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NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 👻 Bolt your doors! The Museum of Interesting Things presents “Scared Silly 16mm films Secret Speakeasy” on Sunday, Nov…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🤣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

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