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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Shorts Block 5 is gonna be lit 🔥! Banjo, Donor, and Shotgun? Sounds like my Friday night!** Screamfest NOLA…

“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)
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“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Lights, Camera, ACTION! 🎬 Get ready for “CUT,” a cinematic masterpiece 🤡 by Mohamed Janneh, premiering in the USA!** AFI…

Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
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Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…

The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?
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The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another thrilling event at the Crest Theater, 1013 K Street (between 10th and 11th Streets). 🙄 Parking? Ha!…

Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian 🇮🇷 director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! 🎬🍷 Get ready to be spooked!…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** 📍South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?
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Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️🐺 Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch?! At Snakes & Lattes Tucson, 88 E University Blvd, on November 2nd! 🗓️ Test…

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson
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Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️🐺 Join the ultimate battle of wits at Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch on November 2nd at Snakes & Lattes…

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 👑 Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! 🎭 Meet &…

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