Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles
OMG! 🙄 Ainaz Azarhoush (from “Fish and Cat”) 😹 is curating Iranian short films! Location: ANTiPODE Art Gallery, 103 S.…
Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
🤣Calling all BACARI “fans”! Prepare for ultimate cringe!🤣 Movie Nights at Bacari! 🤮 Every week in October, enjoy “spooky” classics…
50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious
OMG! 50/50 Horror Fest is back! 😱 Watch young filmmakers embarrass themselves with horror shorts for industry big shots. Lee Strasberg…
Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: “Sleepy Hollow” (2007) in GLORIOUS 35mm (maybe, we have a DCP backup 🤫) as…
Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…
Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?
**OMG! 🙄 “Bullet Rush” Movie Premiere at the Plaza Theatre!** 🤣 Prepare for *thrills*! 🤡 Tickets available! 🤑 Don’t miss…
Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…
So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…