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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Some of these people literally have nothing better to do than ruin other people’s day 😭
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Some of these people literally have nothing better to do than ruin other people’s day 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

“You’re taking pictures of my vehicle?” After demanding to know what room he was staying in. What a douche Chuck…

Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
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I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

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