Behemoth in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Polish blackened death metal from Gdańsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Greek extreme metal band. from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tampa’s R&B Roof Top Party at 5pm Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Yaaas, Mom’s special day 🎉! 5PM in Tampa: R&B Rooftop Party at 1920, May 10th 📆 🍹💨 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
Because What Everyone Really Needs is a Day of Overpriced Champagne and Cheesy Music in the Park with a Side of Questionable Life Choices
R&B Picnic is back in 2026! 🎉🍹 Featuring MIMOSAS, food trucks, DJ Kub & DJ Pretty Boy Mell 🎶 $500…
Because Your Mom Already Hates You the 4th Annual Mother’s Ruin Mother’s Day Challenge is Here
🎉 Sunday, May 10, 2026: Mother’s Ruin Challenge 🍺 🎊 visit 3 locations 📍 (Charleston required 🚫) 🤣 Chuck B.…
Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a Boozy River Cruise with a Bunch of Strangers on Mother’s Day
🌊🥂 New Orleans Mother’s Day party on The Creole Queen 🎉👵 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
The Epic Battle for Spanish Supremacy FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid Because Your Social Life Was Already Nonexistent Anyway
🎉 JOIN LALIGA LEGENDS RIVALDO AND MORIENTES AT PIG BEACH BBQ 🐖🍔 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Gabi Torres Basically Channels Her Inner Crazy Person to Make Overpriced Trinkets That Taylor Swift Totes Loves
Oh joy, another celebrity-endorsed jewelry brand that’s totally not just a bunch of overpriced sparkly rocks 🎉💎! Gabi Torres, the…