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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG!🙄 Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! 🚪 Cost: $10…

LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
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LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🤣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…

OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!
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OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Castro’s drag show presents Suzie Toot from RuPaul’s Drag Race 💅.Hera Wynn hosts Rica Shay, Sally Limon, and Lisa Frankenstein!💃🕺…

Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too
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Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Holes director Andrew Davis is slumming it with a book event!** 🤣 He wrote *Disturbing the Bones* with some…

Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day
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Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Siryss Media is gracing Ottumwa, IA, on September 21, 2025, with ✨media day✨ at the Southeast Iowa JBS…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE 💘 at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?
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Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Parking available “around the corner” 🤣 at 5301 Sierra Vista Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. $10 ONLY! 💸…

Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe
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Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The “Charity Case” movie is dropping! 🍿 Years of labor? More like years of milking it! 🐄 Catch…

Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?
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Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

😂🤣 Join the Barrel o’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller! Play Daggerheart! Published by Darrington Press (Critical Role)! Behold the…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
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“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

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