POV: you’re the main character and humans are just background NPCs
Hi five the cat dammit! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Something crawled inside my skin when I saw that face at the end
I love how it's so quiet but not completely silent Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow
Sometimes beaver dams can cause irreparable damages to farm lands and pastures Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
If you discover a large stump in the forest with a hole in the middle….
The lengths one will go to just to drink a beer in solitude! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)
Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Taylor Swift immediately after announcing her new album
And Taylor is 47th in total private jet miles flown Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…
Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…