St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
The object was identified! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀
"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Most Mentally Stable DSBM Listener
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Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫
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When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🤘
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Choose Life. Choose Concerts. Choose Bankruptcy!
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Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘
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When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃
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When the bassist insists on doing vocals too 🎤
"Trust me bro, I can sing." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…