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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON
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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! Kevin Sullivan, the LA comedian, is gracing us with his presence! 🙄 He’s famous for astrology jokes and has…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society & Preservation Piedmont presents: Georgia O’Keeffe: the Brightness of Light! 🤣 It’s about Georgia,…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**Chicago, get ready to CHUCKLE! 😂 The Comedy Bar & Gino’s East: a match made in comedy HEAVEN?🍕 More like…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🤡 Another music festival?🙄 George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎤 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

Dying Fetus in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Dying Fetus in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

Death metal from Greater Upper Marlboro, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gates to Hell in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Gates to Hell in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

Death metal from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mugshot in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Mugshot in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

Metalcore from San Jose, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los Angeles💩, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet 🤑 at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

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