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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
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Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…

Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
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Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🤩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
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Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…

South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a
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South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is having a lil’ tantrum! 😭 The Team is “working” to bring it back ASAP! 🙄…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

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WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

OMG! 🔪 Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! 🚪 Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?🏃‍♀️ Who cares?🙄 Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
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Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out “fame,”🤡 has been “shaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…

St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
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St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…

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