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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

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Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)
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Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)

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Polish percussive fingerstyle guitarist, composer, and producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch
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Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Miami Moviegoers are BACK at Gramps! 🙄 Run (away) to Wynwood for a screening of Run Lola Run.🏃‍♀️💨 Before that,…

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Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble

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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian🤡, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokes😂 & deep-dish pizza🍕 (thanks, Gino’s…

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