VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🤣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Slayer in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
American thrash metal from Huntington Park, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
😱 NEW MONSTERS just dropped at Reapers Realm Haunted Farm 👻
🔥 Plus terrifying NEW ROOMS you don’t wanna walk into alone… 💀 This is just Part I — and it…
Judas Priest in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
Hell's patrol! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Alice Cooper in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
Legendary American rock singer and songwriter Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🤣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…
“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
**OMG! 🙄 “Enemy in My House” 🏡 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…
Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
**OMG! 🙄 You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…
NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
OMG!🙄 Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! 🚪 Cost: $10…
LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
**OMG! 🙄** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🤣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…