Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? 🙄 Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. 😴 “Idoling out…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…
Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…
God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities
DOORS: 8:15 PM SHOW: 8:30 PM BCC Pig Pen God’s Website 🤡 presents The Magic Bell! ✨ It’s magic! 🔔…
15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
OMG! 🙄 Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest 🎬 at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists ✨ make…
Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…
Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
🎤 Get ready for the comedy event of the century! 🎭 RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! 😂🤣 📅…
Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
**OMG! 😱 Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…
Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…
Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…