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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Dude’s Q&A
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Dude’s Q&A

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Matt from The National, so hot right now, takes his slacker bro Tom on tour! 🤣 What could…

Garbage Time TV
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Garbage Time TV

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…

2025: Nature’s Oscar Awards (But Way Wilder)
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2025: Nature’s Oscar Awards (But Way Wilder)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the most thrilling event of 2025! 🤣 Larimer County Conservation Corps presents: conservation films! October 3, 2025,…

“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns
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“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Bottley Entertainment & T. Stax Productions💩present “A Secret Lie In Love”!** It’s about Clarice & Chase Scott, whose…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks
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DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t miss the “I’M GOOD” film premiere! 🎬 DJMP presents a short film by Don’t Judge Me Productions.…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**🌟BACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY🌟 aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.🙄 Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🤪 Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

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