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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Sunset Strip Gets Classy: Sip, Smoke, and Stroke (Paintbrushes, Of Course)
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Sunset Strip Gets Classy: Sip, Smoke, and Stroke (Paintbrushes, Of Course)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

WOW! 🤯 Get drunk, smoke hookah, and ruin a canvas on the Sunset Strip! 🤣 Tickets include wine, a cocktail,…

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Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Indie instrumental band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)
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«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

American experimental rock from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

La Peña presents: “Nae Pasaran” (A Film So Riveting, You’ll Wish You Were Watching Paint Dry)
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La Peña presents: “Nae Pasaran” (A Film So Riveting, You’ll Wish You Were Watching Paint Dry)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Watch “Nae Pasaran” (2018) on September 7, 2025, at 6:30 PM (96 min runtime) at La Peña Cultural…

48 Hour Film Project San Antonio: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Hilarious Disasters
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48 Hour Film Project San Antonio: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Hilarious Disasters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The 48 Hour Film Project Screening – 2025 at Deco Ballroom and Event Center? Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨(or…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy School: Prepare to be Mediocre (on a Sunday)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Eris Deep Space is being graced by Sunday Stand Up Level 1 students taught by Sara Hennessey! Witness…

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