How Deep Is Your Love (For Data Mining)
**OMG! 🙄 Film buffs, mark August 16th! Brooklyn Army Terminal, 80 58th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11220. Doors at 7:00 PM,…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored
Oh, look, another “film studio” (🙄) called STArt Film Studio is gracing Seattle with its presence. They’re a “non-profit” (suuure…
Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment
Mythical Beasts assemble! 🤪 Rhett & Link are gracing Regal Theater, Los Angeles, August 16 for Wonderhole Season 2 Premiere!…
Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…
Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! 💅 Get ready for a Pride…
Brutal Assault vibes!
When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Bollywood Orgy
**Oh, no refunds?!** 🤣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!👻 Book tickets and weep, knowing your…
Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)
That was epic! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
**OMG! 🙄 Drive-in movies are back! 🚗💨 Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…
Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…