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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

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Rotten Sound at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

[Tribute show] Death Metal from Netherlands Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Thrash Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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Mortician at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

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Jarhead Fertilizer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Pig Destroyer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Pig Destroyer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

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Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

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