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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
The Crown at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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The Crown at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

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Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

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Wolfheart at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black metal from Greece Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Blackened Death Metal from Netherlands Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Today you all need to see how meerkats trust the photographer
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Today you all need to see how meerkats trust the photographer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Those couple of meerkats are just using it as a lookout tower Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

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