Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness
**51+ ppl wanna click “Notify me” for tix info! 🤣 Maybe they think tix magically appear? 🤷♂️ Just a heads…
Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
**OMG! 41+ ppl “interested” in non-existent tix! 🔔 Click “Notify Me” for tix that may or may not exist!** 🤡…
Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Biggest Wings N’ Wheels EVER! 🚗🛩️ They’re shutting down a whole runway at Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 4900…
Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)
**OHIO, get ready to be swept off your feet!🤣 INFUSION Music Band is hitting Supreme Arena, 9525 OH-161 Plain City…
Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ
**OMG! 🙄 “Bigger and Blacker” Juneteenth Black Food Truck Festival is coming! 🎉 Architect of Black Space is BACK! 🤣…
Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese
**Wine tasting at Casa de Vino 57?🍷 More like Casa de Bore-o!🗓️ Full Moon Wine Tasting, tickets available!💰 Refund? Only…
Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy
**OMG! 🙄 The Indian Food Festival & Expo (IFFE) is hitting New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, 97 Sunfield Avenue…
Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem
✨Prepare for Shaan! ✨ Prepare for a night of melodies that will pierce your soul! Prepare for heartfelt ballads! Prepare…
**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…