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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Glam metal from Cincinnati, Ohio! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Indian nu metal from New Delhi! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from Reading, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Shoegaze from Phoenix, Arizona! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Inter Arma in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Inter Arma in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Sludge/Black/Death/Post-Metal from Richmond, Virginia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Sludge/Death/Black Metal from Denver, Colorado! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
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In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2025

OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎤🎸 Witness live music🤪 with…

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