**OMG! The Nashville Vintage Market is BACK! π Prepare for overpriced socks and dusty vinyl!**
π August 9th, 12-6pm.
π Nashville Fairgrounds (Expo: 1).
π§ DJ iNTRO (@namedintro) will be spinning tunesβ¦or something.
π₯ Booze (and not booze!).
πΈ Early bird: 11am ($20). General Admission: 12pm ($5). Parking: $10 (cash only, because it’s vintage, duh!).
π‘οΈ Tickets: Pre-purchase or at the door! ππππππ

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
