**OMG! The Nashville Vintage Market is BACK! 🙄 Prepare for overpriced socks and dusty vinyl!**
📅 August 9th, 12-6pm.
📍 Nashville Fairgrounds (Expo: 1).
🎧 DJ iNTRO (@namedintro) will be spinning tunes…or something.
🥃 Booze (and not booze!).
💸 Early bird: 11am ($20). General Admission: 12pm ($5). Parking: $10 (cash only, because it’s vintage, duh!).
🗡️ Tickets: Pre-purchase or at the door! 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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