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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)
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Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

OMG! 😱MONSTERPALOOZA is STOMPING into The Pasadena Convention Center, 300 E Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101, MAY 30th – JUNE…

Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only
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Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

**OMG! 2025 is SO last year!** 🙄 Like, who even cares about Eventbrite in 2025? 🤣 They’re still stuck in…

Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!

Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Columbus, Ohio!

Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Death/Doom Metal from Netherlands!

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

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