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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza
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“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 DANIEL ROEBUCK from THE MUNSTERS will be there for awkward meet & greets, autographs & cringe photos after…

Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery
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Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

ALERT! 🚨Nerds unite! D&D; at Aeronaut Brewery, Somerville, March 9th, 1:00 pm. No XP needed! 🍺+🇻🇪food. Pro DM! 30 spots!…

“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎬 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
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Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
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Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Toxic Relationship: A Love Story
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Toxic Relationship: A Love Story

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

Till Toxic Do Us Part! 🤣 Prepare for a night of epic fails! 06/08/25, 5:30pm, Frank And Katrina Basile Theater.…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! 🎉 Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🤣 He…

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